Gotta ask, did the iron actually touch the book?

Honestly, once you say one real thing to a person, the whole vibe flips.

Three point two per thousand and they're losing tenants over it? That's not a parking ratio, that's a going out of business plan dressed up in a concrete slab. I once watched a deal fall apart because the buyer counted 47 spots and the seller counted 48, so yeah, people are weird about this stuff. Your guy losing 3 tenants a year means he's basically running a discount valet service with an office attached.

Ditched mine after a week and just made simple stickers with the lasso tool, way faster and actually works. Those pretty kits look great in the ads but theyre just a headache when you actually try to use them.

and honestly the gas station pickle game has been slept on for way too long. I did basically the same drive back in March and grabbed a big jar of those spicy dill spears from a Circle K outside of Phoenix. The salt and vinegar just hit different when you're staring at nothing but rocks and cacti for hours. I ate the whole thing before we even hit the mountains and still had room for the little pickle juice shots they sell now. Jerky used to be my go to but the prices got stupid and the texture is always either rock hard or weirdly chewy. Pickles are cheap, they hydrate you a little, and they don't leave that gross film on your teeth. Im never going back.