Three of the arcade machines had their serial numbers still faintly visible in the dust rings on that carpet. Were you able to get a photo of the full pattern before the mall renovation crew sealed it back up?

$2,000 for a mud mishap? Sounds like somebody needs to learn to pick their battles. Tide stole your gear? More like you left it sitting there asking for it.

It's like we think tiny cute things can handle big jobs...