That arrow thing explains why my curtains never hung right either.

Jump right in with a digital caliper and suddenly every floor gap in my life feels judged. Mine's still sitting in the bottom of my truck from that one time I used it to prove a customer was wrong about a 1/16 inch gap. Guess I should dust it off before a picky homeowner calls me out, too.

Yeah those cheap ones are basically a lottery ticket, just sometimes you get lucky before they crap out.

My grandma always said waste not, want not.

Yeah "are your tomatoes really that dramatic" is a fair question. Mine are, actually. One year I had a tomato plant that just straight up refused to ripen until like the first week of October. Just hung there green and smug the whole summer.