Wow, impulse guac charge? That's a whole new level of avocado commitment I haven't reached yet. I mean, I love guac but $400 could buy a whole lot of tortilla chips and limes to go with it, you know? Must be some seriously amazing guacamole if it's eating your whole paycheck like that.

Fifty degrees isn't really that huge of a deal, a lot of people purposely run their irons hotter than the dial says anyway. Brushing her off for months is the real issue here, not the temperature.

Nah honestly I think people overreact about the crumbling thing. I've had the same foam armor piece for 5 years, just tossed it in a bin after every con and it's totally fine.