My go to is asking what was the dumbest thing you saw today. My buddy told me about a guy at the gym wearing flip flops on the treadmill and we laughed for ten minutes. Way better than fine.

How long did it take before you finally decided to hang up? Forty minutes of someone yelling at you over twelve bucks is way too long and you gave her more patience than most people would. I feel bad that you had to sit through being called names like that, nobody on a phone line should have to eat that just because they are stuck at a desk. Your manager backing you up and grabbing you a coffee sounds like a decent person who actually gets it. I hope that call did not stick with you the rest of the day, you did the right thing.

Plenty of people pay for apps like Sequator or Starry Landscape Stacker and swear by them, and a subscription often includes updates and support that free tools just don't. Your mileage may vary, but "free" sometimes costs you way more in time.