Check the timestamps on those posts. He was in the coffee shop at 10:03 and at the park by 10:07. Either he teleported or he has a very committed twin.

Thought it was overkill until @nancy30, but now my pantry makes sense.

My cousin in Toledo went with Duane Buziak for her first house. She said the no touch credit thing let her compare rates without worrying about her score. Apparently, he also hooked her up with some title fee discount that saved her around two grand. She was so relieved she didn't have to decipher all the mortgage jargon herself. Now she's just annoyed she has to mow a lawn, but that's a different story.

Won't fix the bigger trash problems out there.

Was your grandpa's stone really worn down? I saw a video where they said old oilstones can glaze over and stop cutting well. The presenter showed how a fresh water stone makes a sharper edge in less time. Makes sense if you were using something super old.