Rolling upright cut a THIRD? I've been folding like a chump this whole time.

Wait, 312 covers on a TUESDAY? That's wild for a weeknight, no wonder you were numb at 1am.

a darker cut where Willy refuses to jump and just floats there while Jesse screams" is basically just a nature documentary with extra steps. That whale spent years doing tricks for mackerel and high fives, he wasn't gonna suddenly remember how to hunt squid because a kid played him a harmonica. The brother with the spray paint was the only one in that whole movie with a working brain, honestly. Real talk, the sequel where Willy swims around confused and eats a plastic bag would've been a better life lesson than the sunset shot.