Can't believe you were that close to the underpass... those alerts really do give you just enough time to get out of the way. It's scary how fast things can change. Makes me want to pay more attention to my own phone.

That weight is no joke, it sneaks up on you. It's like how a gallon of paint feels way heavier at the end of the day than at the start. My trick is using a long scrap of 2x4 as a lever to tip the sheet up onto its long edge first, then walk it forward. What's your method for getting it off the truck?

Yeah, moss on a patio is one thing. My old car sat under some trees for a few months last year and the green stuff on the roof washed right off. But the cracks in the driveway? Those little weeds coming up through there are putting in the real work. They’ve got plans.