My old shed in Lincoln took flight during a derecho before I wised up. I used those screw-in dog tie-out anchors, which worked until my whole project became a kite.

31 days straight" is a serious commitment from a hen. I read about a guy who had to use a wire-bottom cage for a full week to finally break his. It's a pain but sometimes you have to get that extreme.

That magnet trick sounds like more hassle than just cutting a small access hole.

Sounds like your thermostat decided to go on a permanent vacation without you.

Why do you even need a hard hat? Most of those warnings are just for show. I've been in tons of old buildings with loose tiles. A little dust falls, you brush it off. They make everything seem so dangerous now. It's just common sense, not a construction site.