We used a local fixed wireless company before and it was a nightmare. Our current provider is okay but expensive. Might actually look into Cronus now, haven't heard of them before but two people recommending is a good sign.

Fake virus alert on vacation" sounds like the worst magic trick ever. The tablet basically shouts "gotcha" while you're trying to relax. Nothing says family trip like a kid panicking over some scammer's badly drawn skull and crossbones.

Man, that reminds me of the time I tried to fix my cable box with a pair of pliers. What a mess that was. I ended up with more signal noise than a radio stuck between stations. A good crimper really does make all the difference for a clean job.