Wait, so you're telling me you used to be one of those guys who argued about oil-based being the only real paint? And now you're all changed after one bridge job? Guess you're gonna start telling us the sky is blue next. Honestly, it's kinda funny when the tough old-school guys get won over by paint that doesn't stink up the whole site. My uncle swore by the old stuff too, till he tried a water-based coat on his truck frame. Never heard the end of it.

Did the lid seal too well, keeping all the gas in?

Dave's gaming rig overheated and died from a year of dust buildup.