So what did those direct carriers actually tell you when you called to ask why your car sat for two weeks? Sounds like they just didn't have a truck heading that way and never bothered to say so.

Wait, the chest piece curled from your body heat and sweat? That blows my mind. I have worn cheap plastic armor before and yeah it gets gross inside but it does not fold up on itself. Foamboard has that paper skin on both sides and once sweat soaks into the raw edges it just gives up. A friend of mine made a helmet that did the same thing at a con in July. You can seal the edges with a few coats of mod podge or wood glue first, then plasti dip over that. The paper is the weak spot, not the foam.

Wait, but sometimes a haircut is just a haircut, right?