Been there, right?

You did a whole backsplash without spacers? That's a level of confidence I can't even imagine. Mortar sets way too fast to fix mistakes like that. My hands would be shaking the whole time.

That quick-set stuff is basically instant mashed potato mix.

Honestly that's the worst kind of friend right there, ruining all the fun. Tbh I was fully on board with your secret government car tracking theory. Now you're telling me it's just my brain doing boring brain stuff? Ngl that's a real letdown. Guess I have to cancel my tin foil hat order.

My old boss had a paper book where the binding was held together with packing tape and hope. My handwriting was so bad I once wrote "haircut" and it looked like "hayride." A client showed up very confused. At least with a tablet you can blame autocorrect for your mistakes, lmao.