Progress is my middle name, but I can't even pave my own driveway.

Scan the original handwritten note to keep her actual handwriting in the file. Then just type your own little notes in the margins about why it works, it makes the digital copy feel lived-in.

So now we're judging people based on their banana peel habits? It's like compost has become the new moral high ground at gatherings. What's next, a silent treatment for anyone using plastic forks?