My cousin told me my frozen fries were a soggy mess, and he was totally right.

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Remember when my oven died mid-bake?

My old toaster oven gave up the ghost right as a batch of fish sticks turned golden.

Actually soggy fries can be a real treat sometimes. They soak up ketchup way better than the crispy ones. Your cousin just doesn't get the appeal.