I mean, sure it worked out... but was the spider really trying to fix it? More like it just happened to stick there. Doubt it's that deep.

Congrats on joining the heat pump club where your wallet still gets cold. Definitely check for drafts first before calling anyone, just hold a lit candle near your windows on a windy day. If the flame dances, your money is literally flying out the window.

Wait, he actually "prescribes" it? Like writes it down on that little notepad next to the bed rest notes? That's a new one.

Why did I have to miss a cool fossil to finally learn to listen?

Those marker posts are plastic but they're covering a metal riser pipe. My buddy bent one last year and it actually caused a small leak at the connection. Hardly a minor thing, you know?