Wow, I used to think they were just a fad!

Best color" by overexposing a full stop. They really were living in a different world back then.

Oh man, that reminds me of cleaning out my aunt's house. Found a grocery list still stuck to the fridge with a magnet, just a normal Tuesday list with milk and bread. The date on the newspaper under it was from 2002. It's the everyday junk that really gets you, not the big things. Makes you feel like a ghost walking through someone else's leftover life.

Actually, some of those free workshops use the same basic templates too. The real problem is that most resume advice, paid or free, is way too generic. It needs to be specific to your actual field to work. A tech resume and a teacher's resume should look totally different, you know?

That "crazy good" skill comes from years of getting tricked themselves, honestly.